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Salem (spying on Qrow through her Seer): Why don’t you mind your fucking business. Hugs her pillow tighter
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Salem (spying on Qrow through her Seer): Why don’t you mind your fucking business. Hugs her pillow tighter

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Team RWBY enjoying a delicious dinner together.
Ruby: Oh my gosh that was so delicious. My compliments to the chef.
Yang: Chef kisses to the wonderful man that prepared this for us.
Weiss gracefully stands up from the table.
Yang: Umm Weiss, what are you doing?
Weiss: I’m going to thank the chef properly unlike you uncultured individuals. Imma gonna FUCK that chef! My steak was super juicy and my lobster was perfectly butter.
Jaune is in the kitchen making desserts and hears the kitchen’s doors getting kicked open to a hunger Weiss.
Weiss: You got a little bit of mustard on your hoodie right there. Puts finger on Jaune’s hoodie
Jaune: Wait… I know this game.
Weiss: Whatever do you mean?
Jaune: You plan to flick my nose.
Weiss: What nonsense is this?
Jaune: You mean to humiliate me.
Weiss: I only wish to help you my love.
Jaune: Simply remove your finger and I will look.
Weiss: If I remove my finger you won’t be able to see.
Jaune: What kind of sorceress mustard is this where I cannot see with my own eyes?
Weiss: Your muscular pectorals my love, they block your view.
Jaune: I don’t believe you.
Weiss: Only I can tell you where the mustard lies.
Jaune: You are breaking my heart.
Weiss: By the Brothers’ grace I do not lie.
Jaune: Oh what a den of grimm this is!
Weiss: Face your destiny.
Jaune: To battle then!
Jaune/Weiss: AHHHHHH!
Weiss: Boop. Flicks Jaune’s nose
Penguin Faunus!Weiss: Hello, parrot.
Parrot Faunus!Jaune: Hello, parrot.
Pg!Weiss: Huh? I am a penguin!
Pt!Jaune: Huh? I am a penguin!
Pg!Weiss: No! I am a penguin!
Pt!Jaune: No! I am a penguin!
Pg!Weiss: Stop copying me!
Pt!Jaune: Stop copying me!
Pg!Weiss: *Walks away* Hmph! Stupid parrot.
Pt!Jaune: Hmph! Stupid penguin.
Pt!Jaune: Oh this is a cool looking rock. *Hands it to Weiss without thinking*
Pg!Weiss: (Internally) Oh my gosh!!! I can’t believe he’s so forward with it. Yes Jaune, I do.
Pt!Jaune: What…
The Arc Bloodline
Sienna, and Jaune about to have their first time together:
Sienna: Jaune… are you secretly a horse faunas?
Jaune: Sienna?!
Sienna: I’m sorry! You’re just… massive! It’s the only way I can explain this!
Jaune: …
Jaune: My grandfather was a horse faunas…
Sienna: I knew it!
Jaune: I would just like to say, that you are reinforcing faunas stereotypes and as the leader of the White Fang you should be ashamed for doing that.
Sienna: You can spank me as a punishment for that!

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I’m in the process of writing a Jaune x Pyrrha fanfic on AO3 and I got to a decent pausing point right now. While it’s not the full chapter finished, I decided to post it on here as a sneak peek but also to get a little bit of feedback or suggestions from everyone.
(I will admit, one of the reasons why I am writing this is because I am exhausted from writing academic papers back to back and I wanted a break. So feel free to list some feedback, but please don’t be too harsh or that will give me some serious PTSD from reading tons of comments on how to make a “more adequate” dissertation lol.)
Summary: Horse faunus in this world of Remnant are like the horse girls in Umamusume, however both male and females compete in races. Just like in our world, racers are sought out for breeding with others for strong future runners. Jaune is a popular racer for long distances, one of the reasons being his amazing human trainer Pyrrha. Being his trainer Pyrrha is receiving the offers from other racers and their managers for the chance to breed with Jaune and has to read them to him. She is not a fan of the idea, but as his trainer/manager she has to put her feelings aside. Turns out Jaune does not enjoy the idea of breeding with other racers as well.
The gentle light from the springtime's afternoon sun was perfect for running practice. A gentle breeze went through the air in front of Pyrrha, but it wasn't due to the wind blowing. It was because Jaune ran along the one-and-a-half-mile racetrack in front of her, his speed when he passed by causing the air to blow her hair back a little. She looked down at her stopwatch when he came up jogging to her.
"Two minutes and twenty-nine seconds. You're consistently staying out of the two minutes and thirty seconds mark so that's good." She looked at Jaune who had his head down and arms resting against his knees to catch his breath. His blonde horse ears sagging a little due to the exhaustion and his white workout shirt was starting to stick against his chest because of his sweat. Pyrrha looked at her scroll to see what else she had planned for Jaune's workout. When looking at her notes she received another notification that's been like the multiple other ones she has been receiving throughout the week. "Okay, the only thing I have left for you is a half a mile cooldown lap. Then you're done for the day."
Jaune groaned a little, like a toddler being told to eat his vegetables. "Do I really have too?" Pyrrha simply turned her head to look at him with a disapproving glare, causing him to stand back up tiredly. "Yes ma'am," he said before turning around and started his cooldown lap.
Pyrrha couldn't help herself from smiling a little from Jaune's manners. During their first year of racing and her agreeing to be his manager and trainer, she told him time and time again that he doesn't have to call her ma'am. But Jaune has been raised by his parents to always be respectful, so her requests to stop did little to nothing against his raising. Her smile disappeared when she went to her scroll's messages and saw the message she received earlier. She looked at the subject title of the message, breeding offer. Jaune has won a couple of races this season, and with him being in his twenties it was not uncommon for a horse faunus like him to get requests from other racers asking him to be a sire. She does not enjoy reading these messages, not only because he was her teammate and a friend. But because she has developed a crush on him and reading messages like this just made it hurt even more.
"Dear Ms. Nikos, we are contacting you because we are interested with idea of Jaune impregnating our racer, Winter Schnee. Due to Jaune's career as a long-distance racer, we believe he would be an excellent candidate for breeding with Winter and providing a future short distance frontrunner that would have a high amount of stamina to maintain their position. Please contact us about setting a meeting in the future. While at a meeting we can have a discussion in order to come to an agreement about payment. We are willing to offer $275,000 for the stud fee. From, Willow Schnee."
Pyrrha's face was getting warm from just reading the message about her crush receiving a payment offer to impregnate a woman, but she then saw an attached file to the message and opened it without hesitation. She wished she didn't, because now her face felt like it was on fire when she opened it. In the attachment was a picture of Winter Schnee sitting on her knees in bed wearing lingerie. Her head was titled back with her arms behind it in order to show off her breasts being restrained by her top. No doubt the idea behind that picture was to entice Jaune with the offer. Pyrrha immediately closed the message, put her scroll away, and tried to put on a professional mask when Jaune slowly jogged up to her and stopped his cooldown.
Even though she's trying her best to maintain a professional face, Jaune knows that Pyrrha is trying her best to hide something by the way she looks. "Are you okay, is there anything wrong?" he asked concerned.
"No there's nothing wrong." she lied, trying her best to not have her face being fully red from blushing. "Go hit the showers and we can get something to eat afterwards." While she followed Jaune walking to the building that had the shower room, Pyrrha's head was looking down as she was trying to figure out a way to inform Jaune about his latest offer. As much as she hated it, she knew that she has to put her own feelings aside for Jaune's career and that she just has to accept that. "Hey Jaune. You got a new offer for siring with a racer. They even put in how much they are willing to pay for the appointment." Pyrrha's face was burning after completing her sentence. She even felt beads of sweat forming on her forehead.
Jaune's stride faltered a little after hearing the news, but he tried his best to keep on walking. Even though he feels a little bit uncomfortable from hearing about the offer, he pushes it aside due to the fact that he knows that Pyrrha has it worse; being the one receiving these messages and reading them to him. The least he can do is listen to her when she brings them up. "Wow... they told you how much? Do you think I should accept the offer?" he tried to ask it jokingly, but the best he could do is an awkward laugh.
"I think you should." That one sentence caused Jaune to stop right in front of the building's door and turn around to look at her. Pyrrha's eyes were looking up and away from him, she was serious. She swallowed a little in order to find the words she felt like she had to say but didn't want to. It almost seemed like she was also holding back some tears. "I think with the offer they are making, also with the racer having multiple wins and being a possible Racer of the Year. I think it would be wise for your career to accept the offer." Pyrrha's monotone during her explanation being the complete opposite than her usual cheerful one.
Jaune could not believe what he was hearing. It seemed like right after she finished speaking he lost the ability to hear, there was just a fog surrounding and confusing him. He turned around and walked inside to go take his shower. He couldn't make sense of what she just told him.
She doesn't know how long she was standing outside after she gave her opinion to Jaune, but after what she felt like was an eternity, she decided that the discussion was not over yet. She walked inside the building, being late in the afternoon there was nothing in the locker room besides her and Jaune's training bags filled with a change of clothes. She opened up the door to the men's showers, neither her nor Jaune being uncomfortable with just the two of them in the showers. The first time after Jaune won a race he was in the shower and Pyrrha was in the room facing the opposite wall while they were still talking about how they can't believe they did it, but now she was looking at Jaune. The swing door covered most of his body, the gap at the floor exposed his feet and the end of his blonde horse tail and his head and shoulders were above the top of the doors. From what she was seeing, Jaune was just standing in the middle of the shower looking away from her.
"Jaune... Willow Schnee herself is offering $275,000 for you to impregnate her daughter Winter. Do you understand what that can do for you?" she wasn't sure he if was listening to her, he just stood like a statue in the shower. "If you accept this offer then you do not have to worry about earning income only from race purses. Once you do this with Winter, everyone is going to give you offers with the same price. You can race without any worries about finances." she tried her best to make him understand that this was an amazing opportunity for him, even though she hated herself for saying it.
"So, I should just knock her up and any other racers that come up to me with a fat check?" he softly asked. Pyrrha was barely able to hear him due to the sound of the water and him almost whispering it. "I'm just an ideal breeding stud. I should be excited about this, right?"
"Jaune... you don't have to do this if you don't want to. You are a person that can make your own decisions. I just feel like I have to make you understand how beneficial this can be to you. I will support any decision you make." She doesn't want to force him to do it, if he doesn't accept the offer then she would ecstatic. But if she kept this from him, she felt like she wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing she seriously directed his career without his consent.
"You'll support any decision? Can you promise me that?" It almost sounded like a beg from him.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, as to prepare herself for his answer. "Yes, I promise."
With her eyes closed she didn't see what was happening, but she felt two hands grabbing her wrist before she was pressed against a cool wall of tiles and having her clothes and the rest of her getting drenched from the shower. Once she opened her eyes, she was met with Jaune looking down her with his forehead pressed against hers. He grabbed her right hand and pressed it against his left cheek. He closed his eyes to savor the feeling of her soft hand against him, before he moved it down a little and kissed the palm of her hand. That alone was causing Pyrrha's heart to race uncontrollably, she felt like it was about to explode in any second.
"There's only one person I can imagine being with and having the joys of raising our child together, and that's you Pyrrha. It will always be only you." He pressed his lips against hers. The kiss was filled with love and care that Pyrrha couldn't help herself from putting her hands in Jaune's wet hair and gripping on to it tightly in order to pull his face closer to her in any way possible. She felt his hands gripping her waist and pulling her in closer as well. She then felt his fingers finding the lip of her shorts in order to pull them off...
(I’ve attempted to write smut in the past and I know they are bad that I don’t want to reread them now, but I won’t delete those old stories in order to hide my terrible writing. But I am doing my homework, I am reading tons of well written smut so that I will learn how to properly write sex scenes. I promise you people that you will get the sex scenes you deserve!)
Weiss: “Hey Pyrrha, I think there’s something on your leg.”
Pyrrha: “Oh that’s just my tattoo.”
RWBY/NP:…
Weiss: “You got a tattoo!? When, why?”
Pyrrha: “Well when Jaune and I are in the process of making love, we sometimes give each other little love bites. So we decided to tattoo each other’s bite marks on our body where we usually do it. Jaune is a thigh guy I guess.” *blushing*
Nora: “Where’s Jaune’s tattoo of your bite mark?”
Jaune: “It’s on my right butt cheek.”
Nurse carrying a newborn: He’s eight pounds and twenty one inches long.
Jaune: And?
Nurse: ‘And?’
Jaune: Dexterity charisma wisdom what are his other stats?
Weiss: Jaune…
Nurse: He's not even Level One. It is up to you to help develop his background before his adventure begins.
Jaune: ...
Weiss: ...
Nurse: If you'd like my opinion, though, I'd say he'll have advantage on Sleight of Hand skills when he's older.
Weiss: Being our little baby rouge’s dead parent, not it!!
Jaune: Not it… dang it. Is my death at least by the Big Bad and gives them the dilemma of whether to kill them for revenge or spare them?
Ruby: Oh no my shirt came off and my bra fell off!
Jaune: *picks up her bra and hands it to her*
Jaune: There you go. :D
Ruby: Why do you play these games with me?
Jaune: ?
Ruby: I clearly want to have sex with you!
Jaune: !
Jaune: It’s because I believe communication is important in a relationship. I need clear messages so I can understand that you are giving consent to me.
Ruby: *rips her pants and underwear off* Damn you and your healthy boundaries. Fuck me so hard I can’t walk tomorrow!!!
Team RWBY final has some time to relax and not worry about training or preparing for missions, so they decided just to get drunk together at their dorm room.
Yang(drunk): It’s just I have abandonment issues… hiccup… and having such a sexy body. I sometimes have trouble understanding if someone likes me for me.
Blake(drunk): Well I like you for… hiccup… you.
Yang(drunk): Yeah, like how much?
Blake(drunk): I like you so much I love you.
Blake leans in to kiss Yang but they both lose balance and pass out with Blake drooling on Yang’s stomach.
Weiss: They only had two beers.
Ruby: Freaking light weights.
Both girls clink their bottles of vodka before chugging them down without signs of discomfort.

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Them getting 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎
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Weiss thinks she can dom because Ruby lets her.
Jaune: Oh hey Weiss, I heard you’re learning how to tie knots. Here’s my old Boy Scout knot tying book, I hope it will be helpful in your new hobby😊.
Team JNPR in the dorm with Jaune addressing the team.
Jaune: I just clean this dorm. The next person that makes a freaking mess in this dorm is getting their darn butt spanked. Am I clear?
Pyrrha: Immediately knocks over a potted plant.
Jaune: Wow Pyrrha. I never told you this, but you have beautiful eyes.
Pyrrha: Thanks. Our kids can have them too.
Cinder: Bitch what’s for dinner!?
Jaune (wearing a pink apron and starting to get sad puppy eyes): Grilled cheese…
Cinder (realizing how much she scared her blonde floof): If I ever talk to you like that you better smack the shit out of me.
Jaune: You, me. Beautiful child. Now.
Weiss: You, me. Fat chance.
Jaune: I have a chance, and it’s fat!!!

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Weiss finally convinced Jaune to get kinky in the bedroom.
Jaune: Oh you like pain?
Weiss: Mmm yes.
Jaune: Alright, tonight I’m going to make it hurt.
Weiss: Mmm yeah.
Jaune: You know what we’re going to do?
Weiss: What are you going to do to me?
Jaune: We’re going to confront that trauma and start the healing process.
Weiss: FUCK!!!!
Jaune: (Fumbling around in the dark) Agh... I can't see anything... Wait, I think I found a light switch!
Pyrrha: In here?
Click! Click! Click! Click! Click!
Jaune: Huh... I think this switch must be broken.
Grimm: Uh... That's not a light switch.
Grimm: That is my penis.
Pyrrha: AUGH! WHAT THE FU- Wait, why does your penis make a clicking sound?
Grimm: Does yours not?
Jaune: It does not.
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Cinder: Ugh... Where's the damn light swit- Oh, here it is.
Click! Click! Click! Click! Click!
Cinder: Argh! Why isn't this light switch working?!
Salem: Oh, it's working~. Just- Just don't stop~.
Emerald: Sometimes switches get stuck and the only way to fix it is to smack it with all your night and hope that will do it.
SMACK
Salem: AHHHH!