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raspberrychainsaw

Why does scratching your eyes when they’re itchy feel SO FUCKING GOOD

raspberrychainsaw

This is literally me when shit goes down and it’s happening :

raspberrychainsaw

HNNGH OH YEAH BABY HERE WE GO!!!

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c3po

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

thecouchwitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

varkarrus-deactivated20200511

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

kaiju-lightning

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

questions-within-questions

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

legarcon

Bubble Bass

zarekthelordofthefries

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

the-collecting-turnip-deactivat

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

fgsshinyhoard

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

wizardposting666

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

#this is like the first post ive reblogged in years?

anxietyproblem

virtualgoths

I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

when-can-i-nap

Where was Bucky Barnes during the whole Eric taking over Wakanda? Like was he just guarding the goats?

armandyke

Erik: I’ve killed your king and now we’re gonna get revenge on the white people!

Bucky, a white who was snuck into the country completely illegally:

pplholdon

heyhosers

he was over there, on the bench

starfirette

Steve: So you watched Erik push T'Challa off the cliff

Bucky: yeah I was sitting over on the bench

Steve: And you did nothing?

Bucky: Yeah because I was sitting over there on the bench

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mossworm

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aaliyahbreaux

capacity

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

kadegreene

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

thealienssayhello-deactivated20

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

sev-wildfang

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

nostrem

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

concurrent-sufferings

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

okay

where did we lose you

grantwilson

why are people like this

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neurodivergentaf

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

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ddd-444

I just

really

want to be happy in 2019

catchymemes

micawindow

me reading my own posts: hmm.. That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet

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iridessence

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

coleorr-deactivated20230411

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

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