I Like Dragons

plushiemoding during my job and all the customers keep trying to cuddle me instead of paying for their drinks. like, ma'am i'd love some cuddles right now, but please pay first or my boss will cover me in milk and throw me at walls.

hey artists what is it called when the perspective is really exaggerated and its kind of rounded/circular

“your friend has boobs”

I want to set the world on fire

someone not being normal about seeing breasts just tells me they’re a loser and have never been in a relationship

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

I narrated this! First time doing a full audiobook, if you listen closely you can actually hear me git gud in real time