and the universe told me

even IF dude was gender neutral, you could make that trans girl so much happier by calling her 'girl', or 'lady', or anything else really.

even if dude was gender neutral, i am not!!

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

because americans are not very good at space they directly killed 17 people in preventable deathtraps, but westerners do not care about people like they do dogs

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

freud really did oedipus so dirty. like i get that you're trying to come up with a deeply terrible psychological framework regarding sexual abuse, but oedipus very much did not want to fuck his mom OR kill his dad. like, the entire myth is predicated on this. an "oedipal complex" should be someone who is hellbent on avoiding fucking their mom.

i just feel like oedipus is mostly treated as vaguely taboo, like he's a fucked up monster, and NOT like he's basically the same as any other greek hero. he's roughly as moral and strong and clever and whatever as achilles or jason or hercules or whatever, he just ALSO is a guy the gods fucking hated.

actually its kinda fitting that freud made so many theories that mostly tried to link socially deviant behavior and weird fetishes and sexual abuse, and he decided to name that shit after a guy who very notably did not engage in weird fetishes or sexual abuse and had nothing but wholesome filial love for the people who raised him, but was doomed to be thought of that way anyway by his people. basically anyone with an "oedipus complex" didnt actually have that shit going on either, freud was just a hack.

anyway here's my new mental health framework: cassandra complex, where you just fucking lie all the time and everyone knows it and hates you for it.

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw