make tiny changes to earth

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

bury your gays and replace them with emotionally unsatisfying lobotomised but still gay replicas

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

writing tip they don’t tell you is that in addition to reading good books you should occasionally read one really bad one so that it inspires you to write something better out of pure rage

if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

if you came to me and said you were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

if you told me you were in a time loop, i would believe you every time

let me guess, we're in a time loop. i know. what are we gonna do?

yeah yeah, we're in a time loop together. i know. what are we gonna do?

i told you twice already, i know. we're in a time loop together. so, what are we gonna do?

hey. do you... remember the time loop?

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care