the bitch once again with the green hair

garrus vakarian would be a good cook it's literally just following instructions he would be good at it and i'm tired of posts going like ''no one on the normandy except kaidan could boil an egg'' untrue! those are mostly functional, grown ass adults. just because shepard goes by on caffeine and nothing more doesn't mean they're all unable to do basic everyday tasks. most of the normandy crew would be able to prepare a basic meal.

To be fair the Normandy doesn't have a proper mess

.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]

Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

:/

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)