the bitch once again with the green hair

for pride month staff should lift the ban on cock and balls

I love when porn just lies about its content like “anon cumdump at the hotel 😈” and it’s two guys who both have their onlyfans handles in the corner so its more like “blindfolded sex with the person I had previously communicated with to be at this location to do the aforementioned blindfolded sex”

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

Overall I'm very lucky to have the living space I do and to have an actual sewing room, but ooghh I do wish that sewing room wasn't a top floor South facing sunroom with much thinner walls than the rest of the building and also no a/c. It's 30 of the grees in here and it's only June 9th and the foil curtains are down so not even that much sun is getting in.