Kyle -》 27 -》 Illinois.

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

This post was written by Roy Mustang

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

“This post was written by Roy Mustang” THAT YOUNG MAN IS BASICALLY JUST A YOUNG ADULT LOOSE IN THE MILITARY HE DOES NOT HAVE ROOM TO TALK.

MUSTANG IS THE HORSE LOOSE IN THE MILITARY

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