my horoscope warned me about this

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

limping away from the battlefield all by yourself, handsome?

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?