the ecstasy of squish

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

Only year we can reblog this-

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

hrrm

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok

Man sees crab for the first time.

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.