if I'm here and youre there whos leading team 7??

Physically I could put in some effort but emotionally? Imagine the toll

I was not put on this earth to come to work on time. I will never arrive early. I will never go above and beyond. I will distract my coworkers and ask everyone if they want mcdonalds and leave 50 minutes into my shift to get everyone mcdonalds. I will not clock out. I will play minecraft at my desk. I will abuse the coffee machine and take home snacks from the breakroom. I will leave early and I will not answer work calls. Ever

Spiraling every day from the sick reality of being a guy with stuff to do

Sasuke refuses to get a driver's license because "it's my car why should I need a license to drive my own car". Well I can't argue with that

Retired president spotted snoozing in car in grocery store parking lot, mouth clearly wide open under his mask

They knew i was a prodigy because i used a briefcase instead of the normal kumon box

Oh to have a smoked chorizo. But no. We must fight and kill