Cat Lover Extraordinaire

think about how much they spent on this algorithm

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

he likes the video game, get em boys

Opened the door for a short man today. After you, babygirl

An isekai about a dude that introduces Marxist values to a society struggling with feudalism

writing prompt: shawty was succin on my meat when suddenly …

u wake up

Why bird do this?

Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.

If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.

No fucking way

hook hand in unloveable car door