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im gonna be completely honest (i love lying but this time im not) i thought the “just&t married” thing had something to do with an at&t merger i just hadn’t heard about

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

. . . 3/22

we're re-making the plinking board

HALT IMMEDIATELY

cybertrucks are built like the target dog

Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?

notice how it's always wednesday lately

hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

i love the ai trump pictures i donteven care that its fake i love imagining him walking hru flood water and saving people while complaining the way he does and talking the way he do i will believe it is real bc i like to think of the monologues he would come up with

“im saving you, yes you and your litttttle family…beautiful family..sopping wet family…i am saving you from the hurricane damage in my expensive suit…and it will surely be damaged, oh just ruined and moldy too and i don’t like mold …..but i say what is one suit..when it comes to the lives of my beautiful americans ….but i much rather have the suit…..no im joking, joking, let me give you a kiss on the forehead, ill kiss all of you”

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally