Can't decide bc I like aesthetics but im funny af

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

life on earth isn't all too bad but I'd be lying if i said i wouldn't leave in a heartbeat if it meant i could be some woodland creachure in a fantasy setting

this isn’t low poly

Isn't this the highest poly model in the entire game?

life is like... you make connections with people and then say goodbye

life is like... you make connections with people and then linger uncomfortably in doorways with your hands in your pockets dancing around the fact that you have to say goodbye by making small talk for 20 minutes 

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT