whats the story dude

I'm butch in the way that a grandpa could be described as butch

The annoying part about learning another language that they don't tell you about is that adjusting period where you start being able to understand stuff without having to think about it first which sounds great IN THEORY until you're just trying to watch a movie with the audio in said language but with your own language set for the closed captions. Sorry brain but the CC's are already in English you don't need to keep translating It's Fine

Drove by a church that had an electric sign out front that was flashing TURNT TUESDAY

Why are people suddenly saying "LARPing" in situations where it's not applicable in the slightest...

I don't think eating an ice cream sandwich in the wrapper is as fun as getting the wafer all stuck to your fingers tee bee ache... the point of an ice cream sandwich is to be a little bit annoying in a harmless way...

Some of these people posting song lyrics going "omg lyrical genius" have zero concept of what actual bars are like. 30 seconds of cupcakKe would be enough to do these people in