you're a wolf

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

Best picture in the world

i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first