Sup bitch

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

people wanting to fuck trains pre-date trains

I need to start using other sources for news

Peak animation

Thank god chuck Norris died now after years of being a rightwing shill destroyed his memetic legend status to all but people you can easily avoid. today would have been unbearable if it were like 2008.

ya know I'm starting to think the reason he can't push that boulder up the hill is because he isn't putting his whole Sisyphussy into it

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen