hhhhhhhh

the fucking eagles got him

good work everyone

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

i’m smart-passing

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

YALL fuck

if Redd was such a crook like you guys say then how come he gave me a 10,000% Cousin Discount on a genuine Van Gogh painting

y'all be all "be gay do crimes" until cousin redd steals girl with a pearl earring from the mauritshuis and re-thrifts it at the affordable price of 4,800 bells just for you, his family. like,,, okay bootlicker.