the stingray has harmed me once more

it's so funny how life works out bc in early 2020 i was supposed to stay in Ireland for at least another year but the pandemic happened and i had to leave and i spent so many months heartbroken bc i'd glimpsed this life i wanted after going through hell in west virginia and when i say heartbroken i mean it. and then i ended up in alaska and finally washington, living on three different islands where i formed some of the most important relationships of my entire life with people i would never give up for anything. so now it's like my god. thank god things didn't work out the way i wanted them to!!!!!!

it's just like that poem hold on

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

Charlie kirk getting shot and killed at an event where he defends guns despite the numerous gun deaths per year is actually the objectively funniest way he could have died

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

My pussy has negotiated countless peace treaties. Independently of me.