Olá! (≧◡≦)

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

World Heritage Post

World Heritage Post

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees