you have no cock

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

you bounce on it like a yoga ball, i bounce on it like a diving board. we are not the same

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that