Denouement

In movies, Santa never flies to the next house over, he just gets in his sleigh and decides to fly 500 miles east. (source)

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now

Go, Tyler Oakley! 👌🏼

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

Fucking literally. Idk if it’s them compensating for their lack of intelligence or something else 🙄

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

“In AD 2019, most people carry rectangular data crystals to remotely communicate with humans anywhere (even those in outer space) and have access to all literary classics and philosophers” makes society sound like an enlightened utopia (source)

Remember back in 2012 when we all thought the world was going to end? Its only 2019 and now most of us just want it to. (source)

reminder: what’s yours will be yours. no need to rush. no need to feel anxious. all good things take time. and when it does come, your heart will be so grateful. give it time. rest your mind. and enjoy the present moments.