Him: how do you like to meet/vet new people?
Me: at an off leash dog park, where we can sniff each other's butts
Me: from behind a piece of frosted glass like on love is blind
Me: from either side of a river, each of us equipped with a megaphone
Since the telegraph fell out of favor, usually in person over a drink STOP
Only with a chaperone, ideally in the form of a spinster aunt.
Well, first I send an envoy, and if they come back smelling of bitter almonds I know this shit is on
I start playing Debussy on the piano and see who comes to the beach.














