katrina :)

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

guys it is NOT funny that the queen died because the IRA painted a tunnel on the side of a cliff and ran into it like it was a real tunnel and she tried to chase them and slammed into the cliff so hard she made a queen-shaped imprint and it is NOT okay to joke about it EVEN IF she made a really loud boing sound effect when she did it

you’re LAUGHING about it? there were little blue and red birds flying around her head in a circle tweeting as it grew a comically tall lump and you’re LAUGHING?

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

let’s all move to allrecipes.com

Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic

i hate this so much i want one so badly

good morning miserable women with mental problems

She deactivated today… rip you icon

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

you're in his dms im blocked

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

they keep inventing new variants so no one can ever see hamilton live again