Katiebug

The virgin pit bull vs the chad Great Pyrenees

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn't overweight and is just "Huge" is so fucking funny and such a relief

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

This is what “treat yourself” means. Not “go into debt because you have no impulse control”.

This shit was so funny

Lls

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina

When I first watched Puppet History, a show where Shane Madej sat behind a curtain hurling thinly veiled insults at Ryan Bergara via a hand shoved up a furry blue ballsack's ass while entertainingly delivering honestly interesting lessons on historical events, I did not expect to roll into Season 5 and be kicked in the crotch with the fact that they Magnus Archived me into a lore-filled horror ride that can only be described as "The Muppets Do Black Mirror."

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

It's also totally valid, if someone proposes a high energy activity but you don't have the spoons for it, to ask if you can meet up and do something else instead.

if you need permission to speak plainly about your needs, this is it. you can literally say any variation on im really glad you texted, ive been wanting to hang out with you but was finding it hard to get organised, that time doesnt work for me, im not sure when will, im worried ill forget to text if we leave it too long, can you ask me again on wednesday etc etc etc