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"Da drüben kann sich einer gar nicht sattsehen an dir." aka the mean gays checking you out.

Commissioned the wonderful @thekitofit for this piece & ich könnte mit dem Ergebnis nicht glücklicher sein 💜💜💜

#blind ermittelt #i want to crawl into thissss

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amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

dieses foto hat einfach so krasses meme-potenzial. to me.

#tatort stuttgart #themmmm

spatort

people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward

tag yourself i’m dabbsch

spatort

so, because some people asked me about it, here’s the link to all the german words for apple core. if I can find the list of words for cum again I will also post it

kbstories

there ya go fam

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nemfrog

Astronomical phenomena. Werner encyclopaedia. vol. 11. 1909. Frontispiece.

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glitteringpoet1685

Some more Terror/Obra Dinn edits because I had to read about them dying in the book and now I'm sad again:

#the terror

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#apfelschorle

bgm05

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

maul-of-shame

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

#ALL SIX ??? THE DREAM

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senatortedcruz

the-prophesied-disco-gay

A friend stopped by

dpkgme

All True - "All Good Things" Spring 2022 Issue, Haley Tippmann

catboybiologist

sorry i told u to kill yourself the other day, i was like crazy horny and not thinking straight

Understandable girlboss let's channel that energy into getting laid next time

catboybiologist

Only valid character tag here post everyone else pack it up

flintyfae

i wish you could know me

willing and able by noah kahan. handcut collage by me.

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It's peach posting hours 🍑🍑🍑

#kathi haust #leider noch knüppelhart

lierdumoa

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

lierdumoa

#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.

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