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"Da drüben kann sich einer gar nicht sattsehen an dir." aka the mean gays checking you out.

Commissioned the wonderful @thekitofit for this piece & ich könnte mit dem Ergebnis nicht glücklicher sein 💜💜💜

#blind ermittelt #i want to crawl into thissss

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[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

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maskedchip

i can't stop listening to the soundtrack. amazing game

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brainstreams

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

hetchdrive

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

crownedinmarigolds

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

just-wublrful

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

bellabs-dream-lab

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

cleolinda

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

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demisexualdexter

the truth is that characters who are extremely unwell about each other are more compelling than characters who have a healthy relationship

draconym

I'm eternally grateful that polyamorists have created or popularized a lot of terms to describe common experiences such as feeling joy at seeing your partner happy in another relationship (compersion), societal pressure to follow a specific progression or series of milestones for a relationship to be considered Serious (the relationship escalator), and a partner of your partner (metamour).

But I think that, much like Therapy Speak and its cutesy friends neurospicy and neurosparkly, words that might be useful for describing your own life can become cliché annoying jargon when someone else starts applying them to your experiences for you.

anyway. this post brought to you by the acquaintance who asked if I was "fluid bonded to both my nesting partners." next time just ask who I'm fucking.

#!!!#please don't use internet speak with me in real life

littledeviantsworld-deactivated

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

imacone

"Passingly, I think that this might always have been inevitable, that perhaps she had always known it but had wanted to hold on for me, for as long as she could."

-Our Wives Under the Sea

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#insp

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myboobsaresentientbeeings

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

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