Happiness is only real when shared

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

ich deadname nichts und niemanden außer die ard audiothek

Das Erschreckendste and der ganzen Hitzegeschichte ist, dass ich mich langsam daran gewöhne und mir 24 °C schon fast kalt vorkommen.

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

it’s okay if your future goals are like “still be alive then” and “find happiness” and “have a will to live”

Thought crimes aren't real, telepaths don't exist, and even if they were and do, having your head constantly play "Fly me to the moon/Let me kick its fucking ass/Let me show you what I learned/In my moon jiu-jitsu class" on repeat while out and about in public isn't illegal

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?