I know what I'm about, son.

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

vanilla extract is perhaps the fastest a meme has become unfunny to me. it was funny the first time i saw it (everyone choosing vanilla extract in the "let's bake a cake" poll), and then it was funny when i saw it in an unrelated poll. and after that it was never funny ever again

I know what you mean. It's good in small amounts, but if you do it too much it just overpowers all the other posts. It's too much. A little bit goes a long way, just like when you're making a ca

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

Since I know a lot of my followers are also LGBTQ+: Pride Counseling is operated by the same company as Better Help, so don’t use them either.

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

glasses are So sexy i’m so serious.

no i’m not romanticizing them. i’m sexualizing them. Thank you