make her a member of the midnight crew

our WD father used to put me and my brother in a claw machine when we were bad and he’d spend all his loose change trying to get us out. sometimes he’d spend it all at the bar on shirley temples and would have to leave us in there until he could get his grubby forks on some more sweet cash the next weekend. thank god that feeble old prune is dead and buried

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

Just got off the phone with Tommy fox. Turns out deltarune chapter 5 will feature a delicate balance of levitous jests and brooding intrigue

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

one thing about being a rhythm heaven girl is that you're much more likely to be around monkey