the dungheap will always smell

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i've never played dragon age and don't know anything about it but what i do know is that that solas guy looks exactly like if astarion and wulbren bongle had a baby

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

hey so your boyfriend hasn't circulated since 1996. no, yeah he's only been checked out once so I had to weed him to make room for new materials. he got donated to the Friends of the Library book sale so you can probably buy him there for three dollars. sorry about that.

in the pale moonlight I stand lone and bloodied. I look sick as fuck and you wish you were me

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow