unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings

there’s no one correct interpretation of a book/film in fact there’s as many interpretations as there are readers/watchers however i think it’s important to point out that my interpretation is always a bit more correct

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

the lighthouse is looking more and more enticing every day btw.

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something