... Hi.

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

Happy Pride month, all. We're a bit over halfway, and slowly running low on time. Can we get some good traction for pride month?

Please all, at least spread this. It isn't a hard thing to just slap reblog. She's real scared funding won't be met. I love her so much, please help me help her.

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens