starcrossed.

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

There was really no winning that one

im a protected species you fucking asshole

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

happy pride month to whatever ben affleck and matt damon have going on

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory