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boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

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every lesbian when they realized that they didnt have an interest in boys when every girl in middle school/high school did:

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riovidalll

thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

weatheredlaw

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

weatheredlaw

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson”

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?”

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn

a-daks

this is white culture

spamsterlady

I had a student named Branch.

curlicuecal

I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.

I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.

And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”

ceekari

Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:

“Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent

A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love

A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb

curlicuecal

the y is silenty

unclefather

Shut UP

#james doesnt deserve to be used like this!!#but still funny

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ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING

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mslanna

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

mryarra

#we play video games to enjoy wildest fantasies#and mine? is to cross shit off my todo list

frogandtoadpdf

in this essay i won’t

frogandtoadpdf

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

tiktoks-we-like

anachronic-cobra

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

hamburgeroisie

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

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hmmm

sixthrock

hour 6

shouldnt

thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

apathetic-revenant

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

apathetic-revenant

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

musashi

Have people really forgotten about that’s so Raven already. How old am i

quartered

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Wait is he shitting

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….yes

pancakeke

do you think if pacman was popular in tumblr culture there would be a bunch of art depicting him as a blonde twink

kit-the-kite

I have bad news for you

pancakeke

oh no this post is cancelled

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