planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

simple way to know which houses to rob

this is like the polar opposite of smearing lamb’s blood on your doorframe to spare your firstborn

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh

aunt played that long con

This scene had me in tears

Cookie

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.