Anything & Everything

god knows swifties can be annoying but bringing ticketmaster down would be by far the most chaotic good thing a fanbase could do

anyways im once again thinking about sadie's natural hair when they're on the drive alone together and then the shift to straightened shiny Adult Hair to impress him + his friends vs taylor suddenly straightening her curly hair in 2011. breaks my heart actually

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

genuinely worst part of food service was being forced to give cops a discount. never have i experienced bootlicking so bad until i had a manager breathing down my neck abt this

Yeah my stupid shift supervisors would make me if they saw but if they DIDNT see then it's fair game, baby

LMAO one time in the beginning of the pandemic, I gave an ICU nurse from the hospital across the street a free latte and upgraded it to a large for her. The cop behind her looked so smug and sure that I was gonna give him a free drink but only productive members of society get free things from me :)