and heir to a throne

^^this

yall i got this message like three times 🫪💀 what in GODS name would they have any reason to invite that guy? legitimately like what are the swiffers doing to justify that? suddenly her donations don’t matter when the principle is a lie 🫩

LMAO honestly 😭😵‍💫 i wouldn’t be surprised if she kept talking about matty even after they’ve both married other people. she really wanted us to think that she had this ten year long yearning situationship with him, no way travvy boi can replace that so easily!! the way she’s all over sombr (?) now too…….someone keep an eye on him lmao

idk whatever they have in their contract lmao

it would look and SOUND SO MUCH BETTER IF THEY DID “ITS GONNA BE FOREVER” why would you do “SO” and why would you include the “DOT DOT DOT” unless you’re insulating that going down in flames is a possible outcome at ur own wedding 🫩😭 like that genuinely bothers me, all the money in the world can’t buy someone taste or common sense i guess.

i think it’s funnier that they had a 40 page prenup that was basically like “hey if we break up you can’t use me as clout or say anything bad about ME specifically!” so like you know in a decade or so she’s gonna be on stage like “tHiS sOnG iS DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT A FOOTBALL PLAYER I MARRIED!!!! NOOOO…….” *the swiffers go wild bc they know it’s exactly about him, bc ts has never not been so fucking obvious

bc it’s my fucking blog and my fucking decision and i like keeping swiffers pissed off and unable to use my url, its mine!

trump/ the white house account runner Love to use AI to do that kind of shit so i’m not surprised. i figured if it actually happened there would probably be a lot more fuss about it, but now im sure they were just playing into the hype like all the other new york companies/ brands were doing (im looking @ you barclays that was lame!)