The stars they shine so bright,

“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”

“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”

“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”

“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”

“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”

“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”

“I’m afraid we’re going to have to move the budget meeting this Saturday. Yes, I’m afraid something more important has come up. Dick is asking to go back to the Natural History museum for the 6th time this month. He likes the wooly mammoths, they remind him of elephants.”

“Yes I understand, Luthor’s plans need to be… Wait, can you hold on a second Clark?… Dick, I swear to God if you jump off that banister you may survive the fall but you will not survive me, do you understand? Yes, I thought so… Sorry, you were saying Superman?”

 "Flash, act natural, pretend we are in a serious discussion and I am asking for your signature for very important League business and not because Dick has been begging for your autograph since he heard about you joining the team. Dammit Allen do not smile like that this is serious.“

“Get your mind out of the gutter Jordan, there’s a thunderstorm in Gotham and Dick’s stuffed animal was frightened of the lightening. Why else would he be in my bed at 4 in morning? More importantly, why are you calling at this hour causing my rightful cranky son to answer the phone?”

“You’re a magnificent warrior Wonder Woman but motherly you are not. You need to hold them properly, like this, to soothe their fears. Dick likes to be held after a nightmare, you just stroke their head, assure them that everything will be fine, perhaps rock them gently… genTLY DIANA.”

“Aquaman, do you have a moment? Dick’s been feeling a bit lonely at the manor, I’d like to get him a pet but with our busy schedules it needs to be something manageable. How the hell did you did ‘Tiger Shark’ out of ‘Manageable’? I just want a damn goldfish.“ 

tfw you successfully steal the tesseract

god I love him 

he’s known he was trans since he was a kid

his main regret is he never got to come out to his Dad (he was scared)

he had chest surgery the second he was able to & he hasn’t worn a shirt since & let me tell you, no one minds 

he always had a deep voice which pre transition embarrassed him but post transition gives him deep comfort (Mera thinks t’s sexy too) 

he has alot of dysphoria still & it’s why Mera (Mera’s trans 2) always pushes people to address him as King 

he’s was on T forever ago & he was so proud when he finally grew his beard 

he knows Aquaman is an objectively stupid sounding name but everytime someone calls him it he’s in a complete state of euphoria

when he was asked about lgbt+ politics he came out as a big fuck you & god was he scared but god was his people proud 

if anyone misgenders/deadnames him someone on the League will know & they will deal w it & to this day Arthur doesn’t know how they always do he never talks about it

Mera in MERA - QUEEN OF ATLANTIS #1