that really dungeons my dragons

Benjamin I don’t know you but wherever you are just know that I love you

Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS???  Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring?  You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM???  Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

bold of you to assume i wont propose first

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

Visual exhaustion is another symptom of ADHD, which means that if we see something enough times (or we see enough instances of something), it fades into background noise and we fail to notice it. This is why a lot of ADHD people can stand living surrounded by mess/clutter, because it’s just visual background noise to us. We don’t even notice it anymore. So if we write something down and see the note stuck up somewhere a lot – or if we write a LOT of somethings down and have a lot of notes hanging around – then we’re even less likely to think of/remember the thing because it’s just part of the scenery now. ADHD is the Catch-22 of brains.

This is why sticky note reminders don’t work??

Always reblog “THAT’S WHAT THAT IS???” posts. Chances are someone hasn’t seen it that needs to.

i feel like cis people assume if you’re trans you’re either gay or straight and that’s why you barely ever see positivity posts for trans bi people so here’s your daily reminder that we’re here and we’re great! bi trans women? amazing. bi trans men? amazing. nonbinary bi people? you guessed it, amazing!

the amount of thanks i’ve gotten in the tags for this simple post just further proves my point… support bi trans people!!!

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

Reblog with the first McElroy content you saw in the tags

M e t a l h u s b a n d

TRUE ALUMINIUM LOVE

i know this sounds all grumpy but i legit mean it when i say it is hilarious when someone writes it in to their backstory that they were the Smartest Mage on the Planet that has researched magic for A Thousand Centuries and then the game starts and they’re like “yeah i know fireball whats up” 

the more detailed your character’s backstory is and the more you boast about the character’s competence and abilities, the funnier it becomes when you roll a 1 and your character just drops their sword and shits themselves. president of the dwarves for six centuries and you just shit yourself in a bar you were trying to find work in.  

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

That’s even funnier, then.

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

It really does

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

Where is she going?

Yes

I see.