Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

I have never in my life fucked around and yet I have been forced to find out so many things

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

can’t read this but I understand it completely.

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical