Every Word Handwritten

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

that's some nice poison you got there, is it cherry flavored? (slams it back, wipes mouth) nope just poison flavored. disappointing. (collapses)

that IS a fun fact!

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural

I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

choose your character