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i think if i asked peter thiel for 500 million dollars, and told him that my business plan was to spend 499 million of that on oil futures, and the remaining 1 million ordering the entire stock of pizza, burgers, fries, shakes, jamba juices, schitzels, fucking wetzels pretzels, the whole lot, within 50 miles of the pentagon, just to see if i could blow up the pentagon pizza index enough to move global oil markets 0.2% and recoup my losses... i think that if i asked him that, in those exact words, he would give me 1 billion dollars just to see if i could do it twice. and i would try. god forgive me i would try.

a lot of you see trans women as trans people who happen to be women, instead of women who happen to be trans

my mom today at dinner was telling me about how she read an article about how gen z is obsessed with george w bush and he's like really big in pop culture right now. so you can imagine her horror when i told her that i, too, saw that article, and that the journalist thought that gen z's discussion around bush was about the president but it was actually about pubic hair

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

do we fuck with rimworld ocs. because i do. i haven't stopped thinking about my little guys please help me

bastard probably wouldnt even let me sell my lucky veiled rivens goddamnit. 200p apiece deal of your lifetime