the taxidermy of you and me

They say the Goddess chooses her most devout believer to be her champion in times of crisis. Due to your past, you've hated that loathsome Goddess more than anyone in the nation. As it turns out, that also counts as believing in her more than anyone in the nation.

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Why are they moving.

you literally either get it or you gont

what if we were in a kpop group together and i had a crush on you but you were the leader of the group so i didnt say anything (even after you continuously called me pretty in interviews) but then you went on hiatus for a few months this winter and it hit me so hard that i wrote and produced my first song with lyrics like "i'm left here in this silent room, all alone," "what if it had been you?" "you and i will find our way through," "this cold winter too shall pass," and "i, in this damn world, i'll say it loud and proud." And i cried on a livestream talking about how i missed you and when you came back i said in a livestream together that the song wouldnt have been created if it werent for you and that my emotions were highest when you werent there and then after that we keep posting couple tiktoks. what then.

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

One of the main reasons fencing against a total beginner can be difficult is that they have no self-preservation. They either don’t know or don’t care to defend themselves the way someone with more experience does, and have no issue leaving themselves vulnerable to make attacks, which breaks down the usual tempo of a fight and puts you on the defensive (because you value your safety), and you don’t want to be on the defensive.

If I had a nickel every time I recieved fencing advise from a trans girl on tumblr with the term catgirl in her url I’d have two nickels! Which you know it’s not a lot but it’s funny it happened twice.

We have a long and treasured warrior history. Google “warrior cats” to find out more

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

mr. right here spilled coffee on the screenshots

the club can’t even handle me right now

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