Kahran's Paradise

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

Most of them are coffee lovers, which is why I voted that way. However, there are a few tea lovers, most notably Karin Michaux.

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

if pure helium existed hundreds of years ago there'd be entire subgenres of opera which make specific use of it to reach inhumanly high pitches. Like castrato but gas... gastrato. or something

The next pokemon games should give each pokemon a lil wikipedia style entry in the pokedex and the most outlandish claims like any of the ghost type ones should have "citation needed" next to them

For your consideration: Toadette and Goombella are GFs

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