Mossy Grimoire

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

DRAWING

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

i hate that seasonal depression has that acronym

this woman is struggling with a lack of motivation and persistent fatigue now that the days have gotten shorter. SAD!

surely the conses wont quence

That jump is the funniest shit

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

something about reference frames

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”

getting gender affirming surgery to sound like an old timey radio host, complete with crackling static and jazz music

that's why they call it a "trans"atlantic accent

However you think this story will end is wrong

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

wait a minute this isnt pride this is just spiders