a side blog

love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

you all only hate me because ive tried to kill you multiple times and will continue to. get over yourself.

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

i cant believe people think kim is normal. im replaying the game. its 10 am on day 1. ive known this man for less than 2 hours. i suggest he Shoot The Body Down. he thinks for a moment. locks in. DOES IT. gets it wrong. HANDS ME THE GUN. and gives me a highfive when i manage it. and common consensus is that kim is the normal one?

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and