kae

that post about how maseratis aren't sports cars they're business cars and how nora clearly knew fucking nothing about cars is ruining my life because now i've SEEN pictures of maseratis and. the post is right. that's not a goddamn sports car it's not even COOL. and here i'm acting like andrew has the world's coolest sports car. i spent half my life making fun of stephenie meyer for acting like a volvo was the coolest thing around and now i AM her. absolute misery. new chapter's here https://archiveofourown.org/works/24648907/chapters/98746866

DED

[ID: the bugs bunny meme. It has been edited to say “I wish all my Jewish followers a very pleasant Hanukkah” /end ID]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

after the pain of wayward son, AWTWB feels too good to be true and I am still not convinced that a fanfic writer did not intercept the book shipments and gave us this happiness instead

My personal theory was that it was going to be sad, and then COVID happened and Rainbow just didn’t have another one of those I her. She ended up writing what we got instead, and honestly I’m not mad

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.

This is good stuff to know!

daily aftg hc that has probably been done before: matt and dan telling neil jokes everyone has heard before but neil doesn't count as everyone. they always get a smirking sort of smile from neil that clearly conveys that he thinks it's stupid but funny nonetheless. sometimes it will drive the others crazy because how many knock knock jokes do they know?? (too many) but also they know neither of them will stop until neil has heard every single one he missed out on