He didn't think death would smile at him first

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

I think if you are a married character and you go to space and you meet your new best friend forever there and then you two go through an extended period of harrowing crises together and then you bring them home with you because you are now a Bonded Pair Do Not Separate with a codependent thing going on… you should get to have some marital problems when you get home. And Martha Wells is the only author brave enough to agree with me

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex