The Walrus On The Left Is Angelo

“yikes” is the word equivalent of quickly turning away from a messy situation while raising your eyebrows and taking a sip of your drink

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

me, screaming at my cup of green tea: RAISE MY METABOLISM YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

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