keeper of the shoegaze

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

Stop looking at Instagram for an impossible to get figure and form and start looking at some ancient pottery figurines

She’s over 1000 years old and I love her

pLEASE tell me this a complete and total joke, murder is illegal and you can be prosecuted on charge of a serious felony.

fucked up if true

i looooove piracy. it’s like click click this is mine now lmaoooo

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

and it- they call it steam because t- *choking back laughter* they call it steam bec- because the companies name is valve and it *trying so hard not to laugh it looks like i'm crying* it's like a a a Steam Valve! cause- *hoo boy* a Valve makes- it makes Steam! *ugly laughing*

babygirl i will subject you to my interests

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.