I’m making a non-profit that gives klonopin to deer so we can ride them like horses

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

I derive extreme physical pleasure from an ice cold lime sparkling water in a glass bottle

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

POPPING BOTTLES IN THE ICE!!!!!!! LIKE A BLIZZARD!!!!!!! WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

yooo there is someone here that got hurt and needs medical attention, is anybody here a perfect copy of me that i can have sex with

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

National Anthem // Lana Del Rey

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.